Boomer Twilight

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A Coked-up Wedding

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Our wedding took place on July 7th, 1984, in the basement of Towne House Restaurant in Media, PA. It was an event that revolved around the usual exchange of vows, ceremonial preaching and linner (in between lunch and dinner). It was exciting, because it gave me the opportunity to have a side helping of Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, for which I developed a taste while Bartending at Anna Maria’s in Washington, DC. It gave me chills just knowing I would soon partake of the world’s best noodles. Being the Groom, special attention was mine.

As protocol dictates, my Bride and I arrived after everyone else. Being late is OK, because we were the beautiful couple. Our guests eyed us while descending the staircase, but my attention was directed to the bar, where my twelve-year-old son, Sean, was downing another Coca-Cola; his favorite beverage. As a parent, I attempted to regulate the sugar intake of my tots, but in this case it was too late. “Open bar” means infinite Cokes to my son. By the time we arrived, he had several, because his drinking could not be monitored.

Soon we began the ceremony. Sean was my Best Man, and my daughter, Pamela, was a Flower Girl. It seemed an exciting time for them, too. We went through the wedding procedures, eventually sitting down for our meal. The waitress took my order, with an emphasis on Spaghetti Aglio e Olio. “Bring it to me now, Fair Maiden,” I thought. “I am the Groom and shall have whatever desired.” I felt like Henry VIII. Shortly thereafter the meal arrived, followed by a distressed son with a belly ache. “Dad, I feel sick,” he moaned. “My stomach hurts.” So, we walked outside to kill the gas pains, caused by the indulgence of unlimited soda on an empty stomach.

It felt good being a dutiful parent and helping my son with his difficulty. Walking around the streets of Media with my little pal by my side was a parental thrill. I was doing a good thing. After what seemed like a short stroll, he felt relieved enough to return to the affair. I went back to my table, gave my new wife a peck on the cheek and sat down to enjoy my meal.

The Spaghetti Aglio e Olio had been removed. My walk down Main Street apparently took longer than I thought. The food was gone. They must have assumed I wasn’t coming back. During the excitement of all the people talking with my lovely Bride, it slipped everyone’s mind I ordered vittles. The untouched plate must not have alerted the server. I could have made a big deal out of it and screamed at her, but the loss of my pasta was so devastating, it didn’t occur to me to complain. The funk of not having my favorite dish cleared my mind of any other thoughts. “Olio? Olio, where are you?”

I’m not sure of everything that took place after my traumatic experience. We went to a nearby hotel where we were staying before our morning flight, with our relatives and wedding guests for drinks and dancing. The loss of Spaghetti Aglio e Olio weighed heavy on my mind. After a few cocktails, disco and heart-felt kisses from my Bride, my interest in Olio waned. We were beginning our honeymoon, so food was not as high on the list as usual.

The loss of my side dish was not the end of the world. It’s just that it isn’t on the menu at Towne House, and they made it special for me because it was my day, too. It’s not as if I can use another bowl of pasta, carrying with it about 700 calories, but for them to go out of their way to cater to me, and then for me not being able to enjoy it, left the eventual compliment unuttered. How could I rave about food uneaten?

I probably should have ordered the Baked Fish.

With Love,

Bake My Fish

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  1. You are a lunatic.

    Anonymous

    May 27, 2008 at 2:40 pm

  2. one time my friend talked about wanting to eat a funnel cake for an entire weekend in ocean city. and on the last day we were there, she decided she didn’t really want one. it was rather infuriating.

    Anonymous

    May 28, 2008 at 6:54 pm

  3. Very funny….nice 80’s haircut!

    Anonymous

    June 3, 2008 at 6:13 am

  4. Oh, the 80’s …how well I am still able to remember them…Thank goodness. After the 80’s it was doubtful!
    Disco Dancing
    Power clothes
    Cocaine
    Networking

    I think I liked the 60-70’s better
    Flower power
    Make love not war
    pot and mind expanding goodies
    Hippies
    College
    Motorcycles

    People were getting so coked up in the 80’s they were losing here homes, families, jobs…
    You never heard about a pot head losing any of that. No sirree…they are probably still down in their Moms basement, on the couch getting high, in a melt down…Oye

    Hey Baked, why aren’t you smiling in your wedding pics??? LOL

    Handsome kid…looks like his Dad…only better looking

    See ya’ in the funny papers,
    Sharon
    ~The Baby Boomer Queen~

    babyboomerqueen

    November 1, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  5. and here I thought this story would involve a relative and a different type of coke. still a good tale šŸ˜€

    dumbwhore

    March 22, 2009 at 11:31 pm


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